Four year olds say awesome things like:

I don’t have an appetite so I can have chips.

Mom, if you ate that candy corn you would get even headyacher, right?

Can we get a chihuahua. What are they? I think they’re cats.

(on ‘the sound of music’) I think she is the Mary Poppins that lives in the grass, the other one lives in the clouds.

Dad, I am the Sheriff and you can be my Depubeauty.

It’s nice that I don’t sneeze around the kids at pre-school. I don’t think I am allergic to them.